Aquarius January 20 - Febuary 18

For: 08/11-09/01

Trying to improve your emotional and social skills should be your main focus, Aquarius. Well, actually, it should be your focus for life, since you present yourself as a cold, emotionally mute BASTARD. Oh, but WAIT! You should know this already, all of you Aquarius' are supposed to be such intellectuals....Well, what the fuck are you reading this horrorscope for? Go away a practice being HUMAN for a change!

As predicted by Madame Pulsheitoutase world-renowned Psychic, Palm Reader, Tarot Filler and Avon* Representative extraordinaire!

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