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Cancer
June 22 - July 22
For: 08/11-09/01
Are you medically
paranoid, or are you just THAT much of a self persecuting bastard?
You seem to think that everyone is out to get you lately, Cancer.
Stop your fucking whining and take out stock in Prozac. It's cheaper
that way!
As
predicted by Madame Pulsheitoutase
world-renowned Psychic, Palm Reader, Tarot Filler and Avon* Representative
extraordinaire!
Coming
Soon: Ask Madame Pulsheitoutase,
and free Tarot card readings.
* Avon
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even ® to its respective owner(s). Wordz of Wizdum© does
however promote a vary of things including small furry animals,
nice sunny days and the occasional meaningless one night stand.
Thank you.
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