Leo July 23 - August 22

For: 08/11-09/01

Wonder why no one is waiting on you lately, Leo? Slavery was abolished in the 1860s, dipshit. You don't pay your "people" enough to wait on you hand and foot. The solution to your problem is simple-either start paying your family big bucks, or build a time machine to take you back to the 1800s. Better yet, get off your lazy ass and do shit yourself.

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