Gemini May 21 - June 21

For: 08/11-09/01

Your financial situation is tough lately, Gemini. Start digging in your friends couches, and raiding their piggy banks. While you're at it, paint yourself a sign and go beg for change at your local Walmart. You'll need all the help you can get this month, Gemini, because I know how you can't live without all of the fucking luxuries you insist on your surrounding yourself with- THAT'S WHY YOUR IN THE FUCKING GUTTER! Better yet, just file for bankruptcy.

As predicted by Madame Pulsheitoutase world-renowned Psychic, Palm Reader, Tarot Filler and Avon* Representative extraordinaire!

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