Taurus April 20 - May 20

For: 08/11-09/01

One word here: CHANGE. Change is a good thing, Taurus, but you can't seem to realize that. You like to sit and watch the world turn, telling everyone else what to do, but are so stupid to any kind of criticism, that you fail to turn with it. The world runs on change, Taurus, and if you can't seem to realize why your life is fucking up lately, it's your own damn fault. The problem is you, not everyone else, and your job is to realize that. You can't sit there and direct, and you can't debate over a decision for hours on end-just DO it already! Not EVERY decision needs a five-year thought process to make. Get the fuck out of that chair-you're not Steven Spielburg, you fucking control-freak.

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